he BBC is reporting that Lara Giddings, Attorney General of Tasmania, claims stoned Australian Wallabies are creating crop circles in her island country.
Tasminia supplies about 50% of the world’s medicinal opium for morphine and other painkillers.
“The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,” Lara Giddings told the hearing.
“Then they crash,” she added. “We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.”
The BBC asked for comments on the story. Here they are:
I have seen a stoned wallaby but I don’t know about them making crop circles. The one I saw was slurring his words and asking me for a dollar as he was trying to get the boat to see his brother in New Zealand – he looked in no mood to be formulating a series of complex agricultural design patterns. I could be wrong – they might have masterminded the twin tower attacks, who really knows?
Dijon, Hobart, Tasmania
My cat Monkey, a Tonkinese cat, started to walk in circles mysteriously about two months ago. My suspicion is the radar from the two police cars parked in front of my apartment building has an effect or sonar like sound that humans cannot hear may have an effect. I was struck by this news article and had to respond.
Barbara Ann Levy, West Palm Beach, Florida
I resent this report that we are high as a kite and making crop circles! I haven’t been stoned since 1971. A few young hoppers eat the wrong plant and you trash our species in the news. What’s this world coming to!
Wally Baby, Australia Bush
I saw a whole bunch of them dingos going mad in my corn field only last night. I’m not sure if they were high or not but I’m pretty sure they were. One of them had a ghettoblaster and they were listening to some kind of fast electronic music. Lock ’em up and throw away the key, that’s what I say!
I was travelling in Tasmania in the summer of last year and witnessed what I believed as dancing wallabies. I was intoxicated at the time and so put it down to the poppies I had consumed earlier that day. However after reading this article that experience made a lot of sense.
Alan Rees , Tring
Bumped into a couple o’ stoned wallabies coming out the co-op up Lochgelly high street the other night. This seems to be a problem on both sides of the globe.
John Smith, Lochgelly, Fife, Scotland
I’ve lived in Tasmania for many years. Not only do wallabies congregate in poppy fields, but also on the local golf courses. They do this mainly at night and I can only assume they’re playing several rounds of golf while avoiding greens fees. You only need to be really worried when one of the stoned wallabies gets into a golf buggy.
John Larson, Launceston, Tasmania, Australia
I want to know who sold out the wallabies? Who’s the narc? My guess is the platypus, he is such an odd duck.
Chet Guest, St. Paul, Minnesota USA
Don’t know about crop circles but I saw one today trying to jack a car, presumably trying to get enough together for his next fix.
Greg Corcoran, Durham, UK
The question should be whether or not those law breaking wallabies should be brought to justice for indulging in illegal substances. The law makes no exceptions for no-one no matter what their excuse is or even what species they may be. They are not setting an example for their joeys nor for any other marsupials and I fear this could become an epidemic of outback size proportions.
SOURCE for comments and quote: BBC News