I love wordplay.. Riddles tickle the kid on me. Here are sme of my favorite Halloween riddles
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel
What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with.
I posted most of these originally on my page at http://www.maxandstar.info/halloween_riddles.htm
please share them freely with anyone with a kids’ sense of humor like me1